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phil judd: lyrics

the swingers
practical jokers
1. practical jokers
2. one track mind
3. lovesick
4. true or false
5. more
6. counting the beat 7. it ain't what you dance
it's the way you dance it
8. ayatollah
9. five o'clock shadow
10. funny feeling
11. distortion
12. hit the beach

Practical Joker I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker Hey!... Do you remember the time I tied your shoelaces together and you tripped over and fell flat on your face and how we all laughed? Ha-ha-hey! [chorus 1:] I don't believe in doing things by halves, people think I'm crazy, but I'm really daft I'll do anything to get a laugh daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker. whoo-ooh! I'll pull your leg if you pull mine I'll laugh at your jokes if you laugh at mine Ha-ha-ha... [chorus 2:] I do believe in my bag of tricks I'll do anything to get my kicks Everybody in laughing fits daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh come on now, join in, come on nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh I'll scratch your back if you scratch back I'll climb your tree if you climb mine Ha-ha-ha... Hey-hey! ok whose the wise guy? I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker I'm just a practical kind of joker, regular bloke yeah Ha-ha-ha... whoo-ooh Hey killjoy! Do you remember the time your cigarette stuck in the gap in your front teeth and I put it out with the fire extinguisher and a cup of hot coffee? Hey-hey! come on now nin-nin-nin... whoo-ooh daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker -----back to top---------------------------------- One Track Mind She's insane living on a different plane spinning til she dizzy again just look at her go - fizz-pop-whizz-bang! She's obsessed you can tell by the way she's dressed what she want is anybody's guess she lives in a dream, oh she [chorus 1:] can't see the forest for the trees can't see the water for the stormy seas she don't understand, she got a one track mind A one track mind deep in your heart, there are some parts sharing her loneliness whoa-oh-oh sleep(?) for desire, love is for hire all she thinks about is sex One track mind... There he goes following the end of his nose he's following her on tippy-toes oh just watch him go - fizz-pop-whizz-bang! One of the few possesses a very loose ? I'm(?) only good(?), one part of you he thinks he's my broges(?) [chorus 2:] can't see the forest for the trees can't see the water for the stormy seas He don't understand, he got a one track mind A one track mind deep in their hearts, there are some parts sharing their loneliness whoa-oh-oh shake and define, there is no line this is one hell of a mess whoa-oh-oh live for desire, love is for hire all they think about is sex One track mind... One track mind... One of a kind, clearly defined, one track mind She got a one, one, one track mind It's spinning around, lost and found, one track mind A one track mind, a one track mind, a one track mind, a one track mind. A one track mind. -----back to top-------------------------------------- Lovesick Caught up in a haze of loneliness In the pursuit of happiness Ain't it just like you, it's just like me. Love is obsession, lovers pine always working against the brain but it's always there, there for always Deserted in the ruins, of your own building it seems like there's no hope of repair(?) Standing in the rubble, no roof above you no walls around you to keep the world at bay [chorus 1:] (needle around the tear)? I need an elixir I'm feeling lovesick (needle around the tear)? I need an elixir to fix the light No way out of this nothingness Nothing can replace the emptiness But it's just like you, it's just like me Oh-oh Love is a poison in my veins A part of me that waxes and waves But it's inside of you, inside of me Amidst the devastation, or was it sabotage concrete foundations - all that remains Standing in the rubble, no roof above you No walls around you to keep the world at bay [chorus 2:] (needle around the tear) ? I need an elixir I'm feeling lovesick (needle around the tear)? I need an elixir to fix the light Hold on to your love, hold on to your love Hold on to your love - it's all that you've got [repeated...] lovesick. -----back to top----------------------------------- True Or False? Sometimes I look forward to, finding the line Pulling it in to find, there is no end to time Waiting for judgement day, Marching away Staring into our face I can see Human race bent on destruction But I believe in reconstruction Is it true, or false is it true, or false, Tell me someone please, cause I need to know I see good ol' Thomas Edison Science and medicine There goes Albert Einstein Never learn their lesson Fuel to the flame Since man discovered Fire It will be the same, always the same. For all time... whoa lunchtime... for all time Sometimes I look backwards to Dig up the past Finding myself in the dark Heading nowhere, fast And sometimes we still fail to see Beyond the heart what was is and will always be worries me oh my I turn the pages the hands of time, the dust of ages Is it true, or false is it true, or false, Tell me someone please, cause I need to know I see the whole world, tossing and turning the whole world, killing and burning the whole world, never learning All the land will ?? ? sight of blood there goes Issac Newton We never learn our lesson -----back to top------------------------------------ More People are also wanting all the things they never had temptation mixes up hello, hello, hello when you're ? You don't want no boy? Everybody's singing give me some more - I want some more give me some more - got to have some more gimme some more - just a little bit more It can't always be christmas You can never get to ? There's no such word as 'ample', for example The housewife wants more gadgets The russians want the world Everybody's wanting So much more of this A little bit more of that There's so much more than there is There's so much more There's so much more of this A little bit more of that There's so much more.... ? some more... some more, I want some more gimme some more - got to have some more gimme some more - just a little bit More of this A little bit more of that There's so much more than there is There's so much more There's so much more of this A little bit more of that There's so much more.... So gimme some more - gotta have some more gimme some more - just to have some more ...?... gimme some more - just a little bit more... -----back to top-------------------------------------- Counting The Beat I look at the sunrise I look at it burn I look into your eyes Don't know where to turn I'm gonna drift into that void I'm flying through space I'm an asteroid I'm dancing that place when you're paranoid I'm thinking about you and nothing else Think about you, you think about me Think about you, counting the beat Thinking about you, thinking about me Thinking about just you and me la-dah-da-de, there ain't no place I'd rather be la-da-de-da, la-da-de-da, la-da-de-da... [12] I'm bleeding to death On the cloudiest day Three-four-five beat A-waltzing away I'm counting the beat, two-three-four-five I'm feeling the heat, glad to be alive I'm counting the beat, six-seven-eight-nine I'm wishing that you, that you were mine Think about you, you think about me Think about you, counting the beat Thinking about you, thinking about me Thinking about you, thinking about me thinking about you ? think about, just you and me la-dah-da-de, there ain't no place I'd rather be la-da-de-da, la-da-de-da, la-da-de-da... [36] -----back to top----------------------------------- It Ain't What You Dance It's The Way You Dance It Well, my knees are knocking My feet are hot I'm shaking all over, on the spot. I said one step, two step three step four Shuffle that way, across the floor Takes two to tango Up and down, pogo Flamingo, or limbo Honey might start(?) to go-go It ain't what you dance it's the way you dance it It ain't what you move it's the way you move it I said "oh no, let's go, dance all night at the disco" Moving around, like a night on the town. Well, it ain't what you dance it's the way you dance it Well my tools are twinkling Hop skip and jump Do the charleston, do the bump Dance the old, dance the new Waltz to the schmaltz and soft-shoe Cha-cha, ramba! bossa-nova, polka! Do the swim-watusi(?) Let those feet go free It ain't what you dance it's the way you dance it It ain't what you move it's the way you move it I said "oh no, don't stop - biddley-ae-up-bee-bop bee bahp" Moving around, like a night on the town. Well, it ain't what you dance it's the way you dance it I couldn't live with the music, ever stop I'll still be dancing, til the day I drop I'll never stop, no! Shake around, jump & jive Hang five, do the dive Twishing and swinging, keep on dancing It ain't what you dance it's the way you dance it It ain't what you move it's the way you move it It ain't what you dance it's the way you dance it It ain't what you groove it's the way you groove it Ooh Yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah! -----back to top------------------------------------- Ayatollah The Shah of Iran, he ran from terror People's revolution taking over th land It wasn't always like that There's a new superman - Ayatollah Khomeini Put a spell on Iran - a dark eye genie Oh Ayatollah man - he rules the way He's got a head the size of Hitler And they call him Ayatollah He's just another Mussolini And his name is Khomeini I'm singing ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini ay-oh-oh tollah Khomeini Aye-oh-aye He does what he does in the name of religion There are no answers, there are no questions Makes his own rules, just another dictator A game for fools of the gambling nature Oh Ayatollah man - he rules the way He's got a head the size of Hitler And they call him Ayatollah He's just another Mussolini And his name is Khomeini I'm singing ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini ayah, Aya-tollah Khomeini ay-oh-oh tollah Khomeini Aye-oh-aye Ayatollah, Ayatollah, Ayatollah, Khomeini! kho-kho-kho-meini He's got a head the size of Hitler And the call him Ayatollah He's just another Admiral Tojo and this is how the song goes singing ayah, Aya-tollah [etc...] -----back to top-------------------------------------- Five O'clock Shadow Alarm bell rings, the kettle sings And you don't know what's happening The night before is just another blur The water's cold, the bread has mold How many times have you been told or, is it simply never occurred Can't get no job 'Cos you look like a slob They took one look at you Get out of my life! Get out of my head! You're a no-hoper, a no-coper, a real moper There's no hope for you I get a feeling that, You need someone to pull you through You take a dip in the dark Under the moonlight A walk in the park, following You take a jump in the lake It'll be alright You live in a Five O'Clock Shadow Because you live in a Five O'Clock Shadow And then they find some work for you Collecting down at city zoo Hate to see their cash in your palm Comtemplate Suicide But you're already died inside Need another shot in the arm You find a girl, she's a regular pearl She takes two looks at you Get out of my life! I get a feeling that, You need someone to pull you through You take a dip in the dark Under the moonlight A walk in the park, following You take a jump in the lake It'll be alright You live in a Five O'Clock Shadow Because you live in a Five O'Clock Shadow Because you live in a Five O'Clock Shadow Come the end another day You follow the Five O'Clock Shadow Look into the mirror See a face, a Five O'Clock Shadow Shadow, Five O'Clock Shadow, Five O'Clock Shadow [repeat] da-la-la-la-la [repeat] -----back to top--------------------------------------- Funny Feeling hey hey! la-la-la! Hey! What's that you say? A little black blind It's all in your mind And I say "oo-ooh! what's that you do?" When explodes inside of you And it's so easy - so ea - so ea - so easy you can do ??? fortunes come and go ? ? funny feeling inside You still got two kids running Up and down your spine Oh it must be that Funny Feeling inside A feeling you just can't hide ??????? get burned away Oh... you don't know-o-oh What you feel - you just can't show And it's so easy - so ea - so ea - so easy you can do ??? ??? Funny think h(?) yeah(?) funny - ho-ho-ho Oh it must be that Funny Feeling inside A feeling you just can't hide ??????? get burned away And still it makes no difference I can see it in your eyes It's that Funny Feeling inside It's that feeling you just can't hide It's that Funny Feeling inside It's that feeling you just can't hide OI! Funny feeling Funny feeling Hey-hey! hey! hey! hey!... Keep it away! keep it away Keep it away, keep it away Keep it away, keep it away Funny feeling, Funny feeling, fah-fah-feeling Funny feeling, baby peculiar Funny feeling... -----back to top--------------------------------------- Distortion Sitting in your bedroom, ha! In your private cell, hell! trying not to worry you don't look too well oh it goes in one ear and out the other yak! writing fingernails and pulling out your hair it was just this morning, bing! a-ing! hurting in your head took a sleeping pill spend teh day in bed, ay Distortion! So out of proportion Twisted and contortion Talking about Distortion... Sitting on your doorstep, yep Watch the welcome mat Great Imagination Make you break down and cry Everything you do Seem to turn out wrong No matter how hard you try The agony so strong oh it goes in one ear and out the other yak! writing fingernails and pulling out your hair Distortion! So out of proportion Twisted and contortion Talking about Distortion... oh sometimes you don't act, and then you do this times I get it mirrors is bliss eyes right! burn white! in sight! eyh-light bu-ah! Distortion! whoa-ah! Distortion! Di-di-di-di-distortion So out of proportion Twisted and contortion Talking about Distortion... Distortion! So out of proportion Twisted and contortion Talking about Distortion... -----back to top-------------------------------------- Hit The Beach Sixth of June, Nineteen Fourty-Four We're off the coast, we're off the shore Of Normandy! We're going to hit the beach Men and machines, and ships of war Hoping to blast their way through the door To liberty - Allied Victory la-la-lala la-da-genie, la-la-lala la-da-genie Hit the Beach! Hit the Beach! Hit the Beach! oh oh Hit the Beach! Hit the Beach! Hit the Beach! Men around me, men I know Got their stomachs in the throats But they don't let it show, no-no-no! I got my carbine, I got my bayonet, I got my hand grenades And my steel helmet And a picture of my girl, and a picture of my girl la-la-lala la-da-genie, la-la-lala la-da-genie Hit the Beach! Hit the Beach! Hit the Beach! oh oh Hit the Beach! Hit the Beach! Hit the Beach! And now we're going in, we wanna get blown away don't wanna die It's too late now, the ramp goes down No turning back, we're going in All around me I see death and destruction, and the sea is red with blood Pushing through the waves, through the blinding smoke God it's raining steel Soldier in front of me is terrified, he doesn't want to die I don't want to die! Three seconds later, shrapnel wipes off his face, and it goes floating by whoa-oh-oh, oh, oh Hit the Beach! oh-oh-oh, oh oh-o Hit the Beach! there are bodies and there are bullets but they're exploding into little bits god I mean it, oh god I mean it Hit the Beach! I Hit the Beach...
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